Jason-Smith
Destructive Tester
Jason-Smith

I need to re-watch it soon. So good!

This is kind of genius!

This isn’t an excellent point and one that I’m embarrassed has never occurred to me...

Why shouldn’t the car go to a good home, it’s not like she was using it anymore...

I’m sorry to break it to you but that era of Fords had some serious issues, notably the modular Triton engines. First off, they have a habit of spitting spark plugs requiring an expensive repair (if done “right”. Secondly they have issues with their cam phasers prematurely wearing (somewhere in the 60-100k mile range,

...and there’s the cherry on top, way to run with the premise!

Come on, we all know that the Canadians would have apologized for being a lighthouse and therefore unable to change heading...

Dave and Brandon, that was truly awesome of you guys! May your good karma be repaid in your next Easter Safari project an a year of wrenching good fortune!

I’ve long said that, contrary to popular belief, ATVs are more dangerous than dirt bikes. The reason being that dirt bikes take a certain level of skill to ride fast enough to do real damage, ATVs only require the ability to hold on and push a throttle...

Wow! That engine; despite starting with a knock, having a hole cut in the block, and running with no oil; still gave a Honda F1 engine challenge in reliability...

Lets start lobbying now, its how we got a space shuttle Enterprise... This would be about 17 times more fitting.

You mean a Mr. Hankey?!

I’m gonna go with it being acceptable (owner or not) at a car event, particularly a race. I don’t really look at a fan wearing a Mercedes to an F1 race any different from a fan wearing a Steelers jersey to a football game.

After spending years with each, I’m personally a fan of stalks. In fact the one in the top image looks very similar to the new one I just replaced in my Tacoma.

The Purple Throbber takes issue with your feelings on purple vehicles!

I have to ask (since you mentioned it), exactly how many rubber penises do you usually keep in your car?

Just go ahead and CC Drew Magary.

Truer words are rarely spoken!

Don’t laugh, this is our future presidential limo...

I’m so happy I’m not the only person who thought that was the real reason they were stalking her page...