Excellent call! See this BMW? Buick made a vastly better looking car than you!

It seems to be off-and-on, branch and base specific... It would be nice if they, I don’t know, just required compliance with local laws like they do cars...

That became “unacceptable” some time in the mid-2000's. I’ve long held the belief that if a driver somehow fails to hear the engine or see the lights, they’re not going to see a vest...

And ironically, the military would still make you wear a high-viz vest on base...

So the moral to your story is “F#ck with it till you love it!”?

In other words, you turned it back into a Honda right before getting rid of it...

You left out the “cost ALL the money” part...

“Those engines didn’t even have an oil filter.”

Even though you’re a bit out of date, I see what you were going for... Star for effort!

You deserve a star for giving a 1st gen Taco owner a good laugh!

You just described my feeling toward white 6th gen Civics. Yeah, think of how common those were...

I’ve owned 2 Fords and will never own another... Consider me with you in the “F@ck Ford with a Rusty Thatching Rake” Club.

Nah, you’ve probably used-up your lifetime allotment of good luck...

If that happens somebody needs to put Alonso on suicide watch...

Wait! Did I just see David Tracy recommend something that isn’t a Jeep? What fresh hell is this!? I was expecting <insert late 90's/early 00's reliable performance car> plus a CJ7 because what self respecting boy doesn’t like playing in the dirt?

I’ve been saying this for a while. The thing people overlook with China is that they will produce exactly what you ask them to; if you want cheap crap of questionable quality, done... If you want products made to better specs with better materials, done but at a higher cost (but still cheaper than most industrialized…

“The SR-71 was plenty capable of turning itself into molten slag if you gave it the opportunity.” So it truly was the Ferrari of the sky?

So what you’re saying is to tell them to go eat a can of...

The “Sincerely, YouTube” was the perfect cherry on top!

I’ve gotta agree with you on the pre-2001 Tacos. I have a ‘98 TRD and I love it (even though I admit the front end look better after the refresh). I’ve had it for about 6 years now and I’ve only had to replace the tie rod ends, the radiator, and recently the turn signal switch... Not too bad for a truck that’s old…