Since when is “He fit a description” not considered a valid explanation by law enforcement?

Luckily your boy Vin has nothing better to do:

Thought the same thing. Did the governors statement cover it?

Just because you can physically fit into a garment doesn’t mean the garment fits

"BOOOOOOOOMB!"

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

^Makeup applied via 9mm paint rounds!

cmon, give him a break. he knows the words but, its been a while.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Shit, I don't beat my kids but I need all the advice I can get. Please do tell me how to raise my kids because the little fuckers didn't come with a user's manual.

Meanwhile, Joe Biden is still waiting for that stuffed Pikachu he ordered off the internet yesterday...

Thank God somebody speaks French around here.

I don't really care about football, but I also don't really care about women. Is there some way I can use these two facts to make myself feel morally superior to everyone else without really accomplishing anything?

Word. Thank you for this post.

Michael, you say he wasn't sure what motivated him?

I don't think so. I haven't seen anyone justify her hitting him. Hitting is not ok, no matter who does it. She shouldn't have hit him, and he sure as hell shouldn't have hit back.

I see it.