Probably not, and if they do add it, it won’t be as good because the Switch’s gyro sensors aren’t as good as the Wii’s IR pointer.

He leans into it hard on Twitter.

Very few women actually like porn? Are you fucking serious with that? 

As someone who’s written a lot of erotic fiction, I can tell you that the stuff typically assumed to be aimed solely at straight men typically finds a much bigger audience with women instead. Especially if said porn is of the women being dominated, degraded, and/or enslaved. 

You can already play Duck Hunt on contemporary flat-panel TVs using the original light gun, a flash cart, and the lcdmod ROMs.

it exists already. it’s called the Topgun. it’s an infrared light gun which means it uses the same technology as the Wii Remote. you place infrared LEDs around your TV and a camera in the gun tracks where the gun is pointing within those LEDs.

except you can play light gun games on a modern HD TV, you just have to buy the right light gun. the only one I know of is the Topgun. it’s an infrared light gun which means it uses the same technology as the Wii Remote. you place infrared LEDs around your TV and a camera in the gun tracks where the gun is pointing…

yes, it was. modern light gun arcade games like Time Crisis 4 and 5 use the same infrared light gun technology as the Wii remote.

an HD TV compatible lightgun already exists for the PS2. it’s called the Topgun. it’s an infrared lightgun, meaning it uses the same technology as the Wii remote. you place sensors with infrared LEDs around your TV and a camera in the gun tracks where the gun is pointed between those sensors. the only problem is that…

The Wii has a pretty good House of the Dead 2 and 3 port.

You get to play as a Grunt? I wonder if they’ll put in food nipples.

YOU WOULDN’T MOD A CAR.

Some people actually had legit concerns here. A person on a brand new account who is suddenly a Top 500 player and signed by a team is suspicious regardless of gender.

It was parody on Collegehumor. Rowling debunked that particular one a while ago. https://www.bustle.com/p/college-humors-fake-jk-rowling-tweet-accidentally-made-it-into-one-of-the-new-philosophers-stone-books-6746150

This whole thing is beyond hilarious, but I am losing my mind over the tidbit about group masturbation sessions in lieu of sex ed classes. What the actual fuck JK! 

I can’t believe we got Captain Rainbow spirits in SmashU. Those two images alone should be enough for people to want to see what this game is.

it was made by some of the people who worked on the Final Fantasy games and it’s also an anime.

They always told me “Yiff in hell;” I was like “OK, but I’m going to do that here on Earth too.”