Didn’t bother to watch the video, but yeah, don’t touch other people’s dogs unless they tell you it’s ok. Really, seriously don’t. You’re putting yourself and the dog at undue risk.

Which one of all the random-ass shows on Freeform (formerly known as ABC Family) is your favorite?

Whyyyyyyyy why why is a beauty column using lo-res gifs, compressed color, no before-and-after pics, no product pictures and no clear indication of what the product looks like on your face? I know you guys are going for something different, but you’re completely abandoning the point to do so. Not to mention, the…

I really miss XOvain and millihelen. I love watching YouTube videos on all things make up and beauty. However this blog post did not excite me and in any which way. Just a random posting of opinions on new and old products with no rhyme or reason. No particular angle nor were there any really good pictures of the…

Long time listener, first time caller. I love Jezebel and loved most parts of Millihelen, but this beauty column is so disappointing. Just have this lady make a video and talk through her opinions as she goes. The blurry GIF/written format isn’t interesting and I can’t really see any of the before/after effects of the…

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

If you haven’t talked to someone in a long while and then are surprised when they have a baby...after 9 months you haven’t reached out or vice versa, it shouldn’t be a shock you aren’t really good friends anymore.

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

Yeah, but the point is pretty solid. The Aztec culture is gone. They might descend from it, but the civilization fell, along with Rome and ancient Greece and tons of others. If cultural IP is now owned by members of that culture, who really owns that? Are we going to do DNA tests to see if you can use an image of…

I especially like that the mayor refuses to believe that the problems are being caused by rising sea levels, citing that

Well. This seems like a well-meaning can of worms.

My 13 year old daughter does special fx! She’s attending a camp for it next week and I’m really excited. She’s self-taught so far so it’ll be interesting to see how/if she changes technique with instruction. Here’s her latest:

Most problematic was the unusual control that the author,

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Maybe, but I live comfortably not sharing experiences with those who have the intellect and mind set of of a spoiled 6 year old. 

As much as I wanted to drink in how out of his mind he sounded, I am genuinely having a hard time laughing. That sounded like dementia. He conflated two separate investigations and kept mixing up names. It was really concerning.

The tone changes as she gets older. It’s rosier when she was young and gets darker and much less romantic as it progresses. By the time they’re in WV, she’s realizing how fucked it all is.

Wow, look at how supreme those white people are. Truly a shining example of evolution at its peak.

Then why the fuck are you not only reading Dirt Bag, the daily gossip column, but trolling the comments? Seems like you should have better thing to do, but here you are.

You’re right. Perry and Corden should use the platform of Carpool Karaoke to talk about the real issues.