Brb dying rn

I am STILL mad she sent Ali home. I have never been more attracted to a reality TV contestant in my whole entire life. But i guess Goony Pommade Hair Guy is her only type.

She is almost unbelievably boring. As in, I would have thought it impossible for someone to be that low interest on television’s most batshit dating reality show—it’s actually sort of incredible.

I agree I liked her on Ben’s season too, although maybe she just looked fun in comparison to Lauren B who is literally the human equivalent of watching paint dry.

Me, this whole season that I’m still inexplicably watching

I guess it’s not as surprising to me since I thought Jojo was fairly boring last season, too. But the terrible selection of dudes is an issue (like it is on most Bachelorette seasons).

I was thrilled that Chase wasn’t caving into JoJo’s desperate pleas to have him comfort her somehow after dumping him, because in all honesty the dumpee gets to feel upset and doesn’t have to assure the dumper that they understand etc. and then he backtracked and came back the next day and disappointed me. How could…

They were worried their generically handsome white knight-in-shining-armour would open his mouth and let all of his alllivematter and stop the Arabs from killing our gays, that’s our perk nonsense fall out like a Celine bag. God bless the Disney Corp.

I notice the Katie Holmes breakup comes suspiciously hot on the heels of Josh Jackson’s separation announcement.........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

Kids in public schools are left on their own, at recess and many other group activities.

I would hope that you have integrated what you’ve learned in physics and biology into your understanding of the universe, and the tools science gives us to evaluate information, at an intuitive level. You don’t have to be a physicist of biologist to gain from understanding why and how things we interact with every day…

My current fashion motto: if I was too shy to wear it during the actual 90s, then godammit I’m wearing it now!

I like her. She scares me. I like her.

I get it. Sounds wonderfully freeing to pat the doc on the hand and say “oh darling, I can’t be bothered with ANY of that.” Probably adds five years to your life.

Counterpoint: Dave is adorable and less insufferable.

This is way more interesting than the Calvin-Tswift drama. Tbf I enjoy Alia Shawkat waaaay more than either of them and I’m still on a high after watching her in Green Room.

As for who it could be I feel like this describes a LOT of hollywood.

I’m sorry that you are so boring, good luck with your boringness

Well obviously what I think doesn’t align with the majority of American women because alas these four dudes were chosen to be on a dating reality show, so buck up. You’ll be fine I’m sure.

Man these dudes aren’t even good looking wtf