i am shocked!!!!!!

He’s just not attractive enough to feel attainable—not like a Brad Pitt who would make you nervous—and his grammar and diction are sex.

HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND BROODY AND THINKING AND JUST SO VERY VERY. PLEASE TAKE THIS COMMENT BACK AND APOLOGIZE

We will all be actually dead if it is Tom Hanks.

I’m just doing my civic duty

I am forever and always willing to appreciate Daniel Sunjata, have loved him since Rescue Me.

A self-described “gentleman,” he buttered up his lady friend — whom he described as “passionate about law” — by whisking her to the top of the Empire State building.

“Sky and her little brother Ocean...”

Unrelated. Broke or not, you still have to go.

Somebody on a major bender of heavy duty drugs. He was dangerously high and drunk on Dr Phil, to the point that it looked like a life threatening addiction. I do think he had something to do with her death though.

Dude, if I were the poor sister I would tell bride sister to absolutely take rich sister’s money. Then we could split the cash to go do something awesome just the two of us. And if we’re feeling bitchy we could plaster pics all over Facebook of our great time together. We could even tag mean sister like, “Without Mary…

I watch her on YouTube sometimes. Rich is right; the modern world scares and confuses her so it’s sometimes fun to watch. I don’t particularly like the way she screams at people, often for no reason (except for ratings) so I don’t watch like I used to back in college.

10/10, would buy your trashy ladymag

And - it’s only for married mothers, not for single women!!

and acrobatically do things with/on said dick that result in serious lower back pain for the next week.

no my dear, sorry, we only care about how to stay skinny and how to get a dick.

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

My favorite part is the whole “Its fine for me to talk to you this way, but rather than matching my tone you definitely should have been much nicer to me than I was to you so basically the fact that I was a bitch is your fault.” I bet she’s a ton of fun!

You should make a big speech, like “Wow not a single one of you lazy fuckers has enough decency to give your seat up to a very pregnant woman? Fuck you.”

“Now, Sir, I know you were stabbed but did you ever think to angle your body away from the knife? Perhaps mashing your ribs together so the blade couldn’t jam into your heart?”