I get it!

Floyd Mayweather beat multiple women. Rick Perry oversaw the execution of almost 300 people, including at least one innocent man. Ryan Lochte pissed behind a gas station.

Sing a song of Mike Pence
A pocket full of lies
Four-and-twenty half-truths baked into a pie

I smile at everyone I make eye contact with.

Ok so I’m a nonviolent person but this guy and other people who carry out acid attacks should all be flayed by Evil Willow and then bbq’ed and fed to Ramsay Bolton’s dogs and then burn in Hell for all eternity.

That’s why they do it; to remove her personhood and existence, her very face. If he can’t “have” her, he’ll make sure no one else will ever want her either.It’s an attempt to wipe out the existence of a woman who rejected him. It’s sociopathic beyond belief.

I, for one, welcome our new cat overlords.

The debates will be fantastic for Hillary. Donald Trump is not going to be able to follow all the rules of the debates, like time limits and waiting his turn. He also won’t be able to feed off the crowd, some of whom will actually be hostile to him. It won’t be like a rally where he can say anything and get cheers. He…

Yeah, but I kind of have to give him points here. Saying it’ll be rigged beforehand, then doing badly, then being able to say “I told you so” is something that will go over well with his rabid fanbase. Because then he’ll have just been right the whole time, with something to blame his poor performance on other than…

Pretty much sums up Trump’s campaign.

Yes! Plus, I don’t want them to grow up to be the kind of girls who just shut up and take it when dudes mansplain, so it is important to take his self-esteem down a notch when it is completely unwarranted.

Ok, I am admittedly really really really bad at this, but I need a ruling. Her follow-up (the full one, not what’s written above) is shade, no?

“I regret saying ‘half’—that was wrong,” Clinton said.

I am having secondhand rage for you.

“Talk down” seems to be a euphemism, here. To condescendingly patronise a woman as to her own experience and that of her gender might come closer.

Thank you for posting the longer quote. Related: I’m going to go throw up now

Feel free to disagree with me. Here’s my take. Choosing chastity as a woman isn’t feminism. Choosing chastity as a woman and having the right to not be judged as less or more of a human being because of it is feminism.

Stuff like this is why I love you, Ellie.

Guys come on! It’s true.