In my mind I read the title as cluster-fuck, and thought a lot of things went south!

It will never happen, but when the police are called to a domestic dispute, they should remove any and all firearms from the house, every time, regardless of whether someone is arrested. You should have to apply to get them back, and have your spouse sign that application.

So a man with a history of “domestic disputes” severe enough to warrant the police having to attend was legally able to obtain a gun with which to kill his wife. That’s an odd interpretation of a well regulated militia.

Other news outlets describe Oliveira and Goncalves having a "marathon of sex," so let's not be so quick to discredit the descriptor. Ahahaha.

Your version of events is WAY better than the actual, stupid, shitty story.

ME TOO that would have been way better. One man and one woman does not a fuck fest make.

For some reason I expected a love triangle to be part of the story and now I'm disappointed. This is like freshmen year roommate level of intrigue.

If someone locks me out I will lose my damn mind. Much less if it’s because you want to get laid. Not cool regardless of who does it.

I don't get why her visibility is a factor. If this had happened to Katie Ledecky, would it then be an issue?

I just disagree that it’s a micro-aggression.

Except this is a microaggression, diminishing her accomplishments as an athlete for that of matrimony, something that would NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS be referred to in the same way for a man.

Come on, Beatles Reference Kinja Name. It’s critical to point out micro-aggressions as well as larger sexist and racist offenses.

So glad the judicial system seems much more concerned with not ruining the lives of rapist / athletes than with protecting victims of sexual assault./s

I remember your name and your original avatar. I also remember your witty and incredible comments. Good to hear from you again! Yes, this place has (largely) been safe for women to champion each other. It matters and I hope it survives. There are so few places like this in the blogosphere. Do you hear that, new…

Right in the feels!!

Thanks Tumblr!

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a sociopathic golem whose mouth puckers like an anus

Ooh, let me just skip on over to the living-wage job tree and pick another. Because we all have a whole fucking job-tree orchard to harvest from.

FUUUUUUUUUCKING LOGAN