I am moving in with my partner next month so this is very much on my mind!

I dunno, maybe its just me, but I think I’d appreciate a partner checking in on how we’d done this week/month/year...

What is it about ‘baby shower’ that makes Americans think ‘explosions’?

Some people just legit hate women that much. It seems exhausting, agreed.

Eh, I think its plausible to think that some gamers (perhaps with a hard-on for certain types of war-adjacent games) are the same category of idiots who headed off to do a coup

Yeah that Venn diagram has a lot of overlap...

Hopefully they still have the 8" option

I’m so disappointed, I really *really* thought they were going to have strap-ons.

Please someone start this as a subreddit for my viewing enjoyment

Because you’re afraid of the creeping sense of panic that might set in if you don’t dull your senses?

Oh God its awful and its true

This is the most important news story of 2020. End the tyranny of the 3-meal day!

Masks forever!

None of my friends with kids do this (to my knowledge, maybe they are secret fascists priming their kids for good behaviour as workers in the surveillance state).

Oh hey! You must have enjoyed that trip to Mars away from all this nonsense down here. Welcome back, you might be a little disappointed in what you find... its called Late Capitalism and its everywhere.

He also seems to have zero understanding of what “constitutional” means which qualifies him for the highest offices available.

I thought it was Milk, Milk, Lemonade... where’s the ice cream coming from?

Guess what I’ve been seeing a lot more on the streets of my city recently? The 80s are back, baby!

“...thinking “I have done this on purpose”...”

This is dead on and totally all I could hear!