Ooooh damn Harry, I love that jacket! Quit reminding me of all the high fashion for the office that I will never be able to afford...

I think its fine to get outside opinions on puppy names, right?

Please not Drake. Anyone but Drake. He is the absolute worst.

This Toronto girl just loves seeing local news making it onto Jezebel ❤️❤️❤️

When they say “bunker mentality” there’s no other option 

He sure does... the cutest little pirate on the high fucking seas

Wish I looked that adorable in ruffles.

I love her. She’s a Queen

Agree. That response just opens the door to someone explaining how they love their kids and I just don’t know what I want.

Organic material should always be kept out of landfills as much as possible. Super briefly and simply: it degrades and leads to methane being released, which is a really bad GHG and much worse than carbon dioxide.

I’d pair the fabric swatches with some of these:

Someone has to start this one today, I suppose. I love Keanu and do not like to know that he, like apparently every other person with more money than sense, as well as a significant number of the rest of us, thinks that the rules only apply to those other people.

I am 100% here to “watch” this entire series vicariously through you.

I think several people, including Barr, could stop him. The problem is that they won’t do it. 

Don’t insult herpes by comparing it to these people. Surely herpes causes far less harm to humanity. 

Sooooo ~5 years ago my ex bought one from that part of Amazon that sells returned electronics for half price. We had a big dog and two cats and a 2700 sq ft house. The robot handled the main floor. Was it loud? Yes. Was it stupid? Fuck yes. Did it flip itself over several times a day on our barstools because they were…

I’m Canadian and (no snark intended) the less time I spend thinking about America, the better. My mental health doesn’t permit election-coverage. Someone will tell me what happened. Like you did! See? It worked.

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Thank you. Racism aside, the term itself is so incongruous. 

This is exactly the kind of breaking news that we rely on Jezebel to cover. How else would any of us learn what bedgasm porn is?!