Wow. I worry this says something about the ability of voters from those states to check the right boxes on their ballots?

Little muffins! Are they feral? 

They’re clones. There are eight of them. They all sleep in tiny bunks built int0 the janitor’s closet down the hall, right beside that fridge full of diet Coke.

Oh wow, is that stressed!

I grew up in the 80s and definitely spent most of my pretend play time with my friends. My parents maybe once in a while indulged me... I had one “cool aunt” who would play pretend with me... really sweet memory until I got old enough to learn that she was an alcoholic and in retrospect that may have been part of her…

Really? I quite enjoyed the Culkin. What a delight.

All hail Tefnut!

Seconded! If there is a large window, uncovered, next to this man’s shower, odds are HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING.

Is vile, I think the typo was warranted!

Claire! I’ve resisted this waffling series for months! I made it past tater tots, I survived pot brownies, I even managed not to buy a waffle maker for the sweet sweet friend cheese.

This is how my dad always made a weeknight martini! Lots of ice, splash vermouth, topped with gin, stirred with an olive on a toothpick. I don't do it in polite company, but it's pretty damn perfect!

Beautiful! You’re so right that makeup *should* be fun!

Number 3 all the way. Get comfortable with making fellow white people very uncomfortable.

This. I don’t usually practice strict monogamy, but right now my partner and I are monogamous. 

I feel this about my depression too, and it’s helped me start to see it as less something wrong to fix and more a part of who I am that I can learn to manage. It’s still a fucking slog a lot of the time though. I guess my problem with her statement is that it doesn’t acknowledge that last bit. My depression _is_…

Have you ever heard the podcast Greatest Generation? It’s the best side to your TNG...

As a woman with endometriosis may I be the first to say FUCK THIS.

This is happening in the suburbs of Toronto.

Yup! I combine breath holding with tiny sips of water, works (for me) every time.

I think he's probably in it for the points with that much travel. Another airline would probably fuck with the sweet sweet status