Seconded. We will need closure on this.

That’s a beaver tail! But also Team Palmier

One of my favorite instructors talks like this, it's really helpful! Says things like, "this is your workout, you came here today so make it count"

This athlete isn’t looking sufficiently athletic. Sure, they qualified for this athletic competition by winning several other events, beating out other athletes who sure looked like athletes, by gum.

Yeah my butt size changed about zero when I got back in shape. It looks higher and is maybe a little bigger?

You’re definitely wrong, and I’m not sure why you are “almost certain” that you’re right other than... the way something feels in your hand? Melamine foam is as abrasive as 10000 grit sandpaper (yes, that’s ten thousand, not a typo) and Mohs scale is pretty clear that “stone” is not a measurement of hardness!

The giant frozen glass mug is one of those indelible memories of my childhood. My dad would take us fishing and we’d always stop at A&W. I can so clearly picture it: the server sliding open the freezer, pulling out two ultra frosty mugs in a soft cloud of frozen water vapour. The way your drink would have little…

Its not called a 1/3 lb burger either, it’s the Uncle Burger! But it's 5oz which is pretty close to 1/3. 

I guess Americans don’t deserve good fast food burgers.

My apologies. This is chronologically after his retirement. He does a Dexter and kills a terrible person before dying himself...

*AGATHA CHRISTIE SPOILERS*

My boyfriend in HS delivered pizza. He made about $3 an hour plus some really crappy amount for mileage. It was all tips man!

I see that as a gift, not a tip, but yah good point! I said elsewhere that I don’t tip mail delivery, but we do give $100 to our mailman in December.

You should always tip delivery people from restaurants. Also people who deliver furniture if they bring it inside your house.

When I'm with my mom WE always split! My partner and I don't like enough of the same foods for that, and he is a very tall man who actually needs 2000 calories a day. Unlike me who is just fine at 1400

I think that’s a little obtuse; what if I want a rounded meal with a protein, starch and Vegetables? What if I want a sandwich? It’s still a problem too, the appetizers are also enormous and usually less healthy.

Maldon would maybe dissolve easier in cold water? I’m just thinking of my assembly process; kosher/table doesn’t always dissolve into tap water 

Honestly, it does make me feel better if I’m having a bad day. I regularly remind myself how damn lucky I am to be Canadian, and how I need to fight to keep the place good, decent and NICE.

Hard to do in America! I have a small appetite and any time I am in the States I’m always amazed (in a terrible bad no good way) at how huge the portions are. Its pretty much impossible for me to find any meal I could finish in one sitting.

Depends where you are, but I believe Canadian Nice to be real.