This lawyer is now waiting for her friends’ kids to get pets...

Yeah I’ve been asked to leave a liquor store because I was with my dad doing errands but underage, at 17. It’s fucking ridiculous. I could literally provide ID showing we shared a last name, but was asked to leave the store

I’m a white lady, I think we can get away with some slapping. Sign me up.

I GUESS.

You no like shitty chicken?

My cats have both become more “chatty” since I adopted them, especially around meal time if I’m standing near their food (basically, anywhere in the kitchen)

I am so sick of explaining this to people ;)

I can’t believe there are white people who still need this fucking reminder. Weekly. But there they are. Fucking everywhere.

Sure, make idiocy illegal but... what are we going to DO with all of them? How do you develop an adequate punishment for someone THIS FUCKING STUPID?

Nobody should “get a pig in an hour”

I have a bit of a knee-jerk reaction to celebrities getting “trendy” or “exotic” pets like this, because it sets a bad example for people out there who are inclined to impulsive and bad decisions...

I just find them so inconsistent. Hopefully that will improve with time, but some of the cartridges/refill syringe’s I’ve bought are fantastic, and others are garbage. 

The quality of sour cream glazed at my local Tim’s has seriously declined in the past few years. My waistline thanks them, but I miss those donuts 

And 1/3 the charm...

If you have America dollars, sure Canada is “cheap”... But Jesus don’t go to Toronto and expect anything affordable relative to the rest of the country.

So hey, I don't usually like people either. But I love the bar alone. I bring a book. Sometimes it's nice to be among people... And sometimes after a couple I find myself really engaged in conversation. It's usually a surprise to be enjoying the company of strangers... A nice surprise. So most nights it's just a book,…

I like to read sometimes when I’m alone at the bar, and get a lot of ebooks via my public library... It sucks but the app only works on my phone. I’m with you in spirit, but I think I’m too attached.

Its not just you. He thinks he's being nice too, explaining things to her.

You win!

Query re bidet use for a lady, if you can assist. Do you use a piece of TP or washcloth to dab/dry off afterwards? Its the one thing that’s keeping me from pulling the trigger on a bidet attachment for my toilet!