I laughed out loud. That was my first thought. If I’m every cutting up a pop bottle and PVC, you’d better believe I broke my bong.

Just like Uncle Scooter who had you sit on his lap last Christmas and asked you whether you liked any boys at school...

It would be a hell of a lot less creepy if there weren’t all those other rumours about the teenage women... not saying they’re true, but what’s more likely: a famous man didn’t disregard the letter of the law and request nudez from 17-year-olds, or a famous man did respect the boundaries that society sets for everyone…

*holds up shovel*

And not helmed by Atkins ;)

I wonder if we’re confusing life as a normal for life as a rich person? Like... in my household, as soon as I graduated from “pile of cheerios on the placemat” to utensils, I was presented with a bowl of cereal in milk. Because fucked if that’s not what most people in the 80s had for breakfast, especially children.

YOU GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW.

I see what you did there...

I entirely agree, and almost daily will have to pause as fresh, clean water comes out of my tap, or some other tiny miracle that 100 years ago was unthinkable. But lately I’ve been feeling really anxious about this “miracle time” you’re describing.

I once worked on an incredibly traumatizing case involving a C-section and insufficient pain management... still think about it more than ten years later with a shudder.

*orders another bottle*

She’s a brilliant woman AND a saint. I would have thrown something at him and stormed out.

Oh god I wish there were more stars. i seriously needed that laugh.

I hate how much I want what you are describing.

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Logic and reason?!!! Get out of here.

I was actually thinking this is a great job for an actor or writer? Like, you spend all day observing all kinds of different people going about their lives?

I'm on team “Don’t touch a person you don’t know”. He shouldn’t be hugging everyone by default!

Thats my default. I spin, scream and strike if necessary. Usually I yell "don't touch me!" It gets everyone's attention.