Jesus Christ. Sarah? Sarah Sanders what have you done with Mme. Renard?! She’s an important member of our community and I swear to god if you’ve got her trapped somewhere watching Fox and Friends, Clockwork Orange style, while you impersonate her on Jezebel, we’re all going to be very VERY upset.

Ooh, if you like beer, you need this pickled ginger shandy:

I think everybody gets one typo that gives them irrational rage. Mine is when writers use “peaked my interest” instead of piqued. It’s fucking pique! Look it up indeed.

I didn’t think you could call it a funnel cake unless the batter was poured directly into bubbling oil!

Please report back if you find footage, this sounds amazing

Im not certain if it's still the case, but didn't Groening loathe anything that felt "fake" right down to weird animation of the characters?

I’ll echo the preference for homemade patties, but in a pinch the morning star farms brand is decent, for a fake meat product. Definitely needs cheese and condiments.

That would not have been permitted at any school I attended... But I went to Canadian public school in the 80s and 90s so...

100% disagree. I hate all seafood including shrimp. The fried tarantula I ate was way tastier.

This is why I ALWAYS permit a lip balm exception to my impulse purchase moratorium. Endless lip balm in pockets and purses

The worst part of prepping for colonoscopy was how COLD I was! It’s not that bad, like 8 hours? But you need to drink sooo much liquid and it tastes worse if it's warmer. So you can fridge it and shiver or leave it warm and 🤢

That Trump impression is getting really, frighteningly, good.

You’re a great mom! Channel that righteous anger mama!

Upvote! How did it take this much scrolling to hit punchable?

Too much self-care, clearly. He should take that one off the list...

Seriously. Yes. I have these questions also.

Very fair.

LOL. How did you even pick a favourite delusion?!

Seriously, right? I want to love this, because Kushner is only spared from being the worst by the shitheels surrounding him... but ew indeed to that whole vibe.

I don’t see why “not having a harder punch” is a good reason to deny women the satisfaction of punching a pedo in the face