I’m inclined to go with the prescription med option too, technically legal. He doesn’t drink alcohol or “do drugs” but I think he’d be fine asking Dr. Spaceman for something to up his game.

True! What is it with America and Jesus? I got on a bus the other day to find Jesus pamphlets on all the seats.

I don’t care if it’s chow mein or shepherds pie... Strong smelling or sauce heavy food on an airplane is just rude.

Exactly. Why increase my dry skin... Skip the arms/elbows for the same reason.

Same. Always barefoot.

Yes! Not like, carefully, but I rub a soapy hand over the sole. I’m ally barefoot at home, and getting in to bed with dirty feet squicks me out.

I want to give you all the stars.

😱

They aren’t?!

Yes I totally do! She is such a princess and totally ignores me, I like to pretend she is doing it angrily. Her brother is always harassing her and she is so hard done by ;)

Yes, me to. My old cat was named Alfred. I’ve also had a Sophie. My current babies have ordinary people names too - Sidney and Lana.

The current two are Sidney (Pawsby), because I’m a pun and hockey fan. Then there is Lana. Huge paws, definitely the brains.

So I tried that when it came out on Netflix.

Oh god Seymour! That episode gets me every time.

Omg those are great names! Make mine sound like a pile of puke...

Fluffers!!!! Squeeeeee!

Yup... I’m very marriage ambivalent and my partner is not interested in getting married again... we are going to need to do it for health insurance, because as long term co-habitating partners we aren’t allowed to be on the same plan. It is practical right now and very necessary.

Yes please, I’ll have seconds.

She’s so capable she doesn’t even notice that she’s picking up the slack for several coworkers and her live-in boyfriend! Very pretty. Much mascara. So feminine.

OMG yes, diction as sex is fully a thing.