The original, and superior, version is by the songwriter, B.J. Stevenson, from 1973.

I approve of the bride being escorted down the aisle by a wolf if the wedding is being officiated by Lemmy from Motorhead and Dave Mustaine is the Best Man.

They’re parents in technical terms only. The oldest girls raised their younger siblings – Michelle calls it a buddy system, but she wasn’t the one getting up with the babies in the middle of the night. On camera, she and the younger kids are so uncomfortable interacting with each other that I get the impression it’s…

Comparing Leno to Capt. Kangaroo is both spot on, and an insult to Capt. Kangaroo.

You’ll have to pry my Diet Dr. Pepper from my cold, dead hands.

There is a difference between saying “She is unconcerned with whether or not you find her attractive” and “She is unconcerned with the way she looks.”

Wouldn’t you say that it’s not that she doesn’t care about looking nice (which she clearly does, and would never be in this utterly juvenile “hot” list is she genuinely didn’t care), but more that they are picking up on the vibe that she isn’t looking nice for THEM. She doesn’t care what they think, whether they deem…

So women are valued for being hot but they can’t care that they are valued for being hot. Fantastic. I’m thrilled to raise a daughter in this culture.

It’s so weird that they picked a photo where she doesn’t look much like herself to declare her the hottest woman alive.

I have to say I think this is one of the better role models out there for young girls today. A confident woman who doesn’t rely on exploiting her sexuality to get ahead career-wise. It always irked me how the media would use to bash her about being a serial monogamist. How is it a bad message to say “if you’re young…

I will never understand how feminists can *not* be angry. This anger that permeates feminism is absolutely justified, and since women are currently losing ground and gains are being unmade, I would expect the least we can do is understand why. At which point does being a second-class citizen become something we should…

“Kylie is really excited and Tyga gave her a “symbolic ring.” Supposedly the big, official engagement announcement will come on her 18th birthday.”

SLAAAAAYYY, Fan Bingbing, SLAAAAAAY!!

My last name is Chick, and in middle school my history teacher found out my parents were getting divorced and I was having a ~hard time~ so he ordered a bunch of fried chicken, rented Chicken Run, and the whole class got to eat and watch movies all day for “Chick Day” in honor of me.

I’m not erasing anything, I’m just pointing out that chattel slavery was not unique to America as Gundy stated. You are absolutely correct that the rotten fruit of US slavery (Jim Crow, etc...) were uniquely and hideously American, but centuries long systems of dehumanization, masters as monsters, destroyed families,…

Uh, since when is anyone obligated to define their sexuality? Especially for people they don’t even know.

Ikr? I wasn’t prepared for all the paperwork and community service that comes with being out. Do you think we want to be fabulous? It’s mandated!

Yes, St. Patrick’s Day as a day to wear green and get sloshed is inauthentic to the origins of the holiday, but that is not what she said. Via Wikipedia:

Look at her fangirling so hard. I feel ya, sweetheart.

“YOU CAN LEAAAAAVE YOUR BERET ON!”