Disdain of all things Republican (maybe even republican, by association), is required onJezebel. At least that is my understanding.

Yeah. His headlines completely over sell his posts.

riiiiiiite. OH GOD THERE’S A LIVE BUG IN MY SALAD THAT WAS UNTIL RECENTLY GROWN IN THE OUTDOORS FULL OF BUGS

• insists on organic

Saffron Spice!?

Riddle: How many burner accounts did Mayweather need to express his dissatisfaction with this comment?

I'll admit it. I've watched the Kardashian show over the years. The one thing I never felt in all those shows was that Bruce got any sort of respect from his wife. I was around when he killed at the Olympics and was named the world's greatest athlete. I always thought that he was a pretty cool guy (sorry, pretty cool…

Thank you. People never seem to “let” anyone in any oppressed group identify as conservative.

You are splendid.

Imma let you finish, but Kanye had the best reaction to this of all time.

Idk what it is but I love how he refers to her as Kimberly. It’s so Dad. It’s so Bruce. I love it. Even though I do not like her.

George Costanza is my spirit animal.

Yeah, I thought that was really interesting. However, I kind of felt that Ned was being smart in that he knew that the best way to defend Claire and Geillis was to get on the townspeople’s level. He knew that reason and sense would be lost on people who believe in witchcraft, so he skillfully turned their testimonies…

I thought SLP was rubbish too, but we are not allowed to say it out loud it seems

Also, neither of those movies was helped by the WTF casting of 23-year-old Jennifer Lawrence as characters who clearly were meant to be in their late 30s, at the youngest, no matter what the idiot Oscar voters said.

Well Russians also consider, for instance, the western press to be the pinnacle of propaganda. And Ukraine to be an aggressor. And Iran to be a force for stability in the Middle East. In short, when Russia considers you to be something, you can pretty much rest assured you’re not that. Go ahead on with your bad self,…

I knew it, it’s really the moon, right?

Thanks to my good friend Mirena, I haven't had a period in four years. I should be president of the fucking universe by now?!

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! ... Sorry for the shouting, I’m on my period right now...

I too think of Drake as the Taylor Swift of rap. But I agree, it's gross, not funny, and there's nonconsent there, clearly.