This Masshole is also (finally) fine!

Not to mention she's, like, a size 6 now. Which, yes, is "big" by Hollywood standards; but yadda yadda yadda I know I don't have to finish this sentence.

YEP.

I keep bees.  Her videos are such fucking bullshit.  But the bees are alive, so I’m not gonna complain.

Kudos to everyone on twitter who sat on their asses like slugs, wiped the potato chip crumbs from their hands onto their sweatshirts, and took a moment to criticize Biles’ landing.

Agreed.

Here is your reminder that Ty Pennington lead a band called THICK AND VEINY. 

I haven’t had enough interaction with yoopers to know. Good question.

Shout out to my southern New Hampshire homies though. 

WTF year is this we’re living in?  My 13 year old son is a smarter and better man than this.

Thank you! Yesterday I paid $1100 to take my kids on vacation for a week. First time ever. It felt amazing!

And here I was, excited that my checking balance was over $1000 for the first time in  20 years. 

For the sake of accuracy - K.M. and D.F. are married, not dating.

Strongly agree and recommend that, next time, you do the NYT crossword puzzle while watching. That’s what got me through (until I gave up before the show ended omg it was terrible).

I’m a big ol’ Jewy Jew and that does not look like Hitler.

Good things about the show this year:

Everyone please read My Dark Vanessa, by Kate Elizabeth Russell. It is illuminating, excellent, and difficult.

Can I get in on those nachos and onion rings though

I will tell my grand kids [sic] that punctuation is important.

SAME!