I just watched this last night and it left me feeling .... sad? for the girls.  (I am literally well old enough to be their mom.)  Like, I want to cook them a big meal and then tuck them all into bed so they can rest for a few months.  Loved listening to them seamlessly slip from one language to another though; that…

I adore lemons! #TeamMartha

This actually is video of me giving a speech I forgot to prepare for in 7th grade. But with a more expensive dress.

Even more off topic, but I sat next to Carol Channing on a flight from Philly to Boston in the early 1980s. She was glamorous, funny, and wise. Phyllis Diller would have been an amazing famous person experience, too.

Please note the response from the PD —

I want to remind everyone that, during the filming of the original series, Ty Pennington was in a band called THICK AND VEINY.

All of us.

Actually it did not cover her nipple; it surrounded it. There are literally dozens of close-up photos of it online. But since you are obviously Janet Jackson’s very personal assistant, you would know better than everyone else.

I agree this smacks of people looking for trouble where there is none. I have 5 sons and they all went through at “gotta make it a good kiss” phase, briefly. It’s sweet affection, not sexual. Take those kisses while you can get them! My 19 year old (my oldest) won’t even hug me any more.

I figured he didn’t have any......?

I would much rather see JJ’s breast than JT’s nut.

#triggered

#notallcrockpots

The only dinosaur I want to bring me to orgasm is a brachiosaurus.

I call ‘bullshit’ on Caitlyn. Forty years ago, none of us were using the phrase ‘authentic self.’

Her feet are filthy. Photoshop the grime.

This is a hack that keeps on giving. Just tried it & it worked like a charm.

Have you had babies? I’ve had a bunch and regularly carried them this way - AND snugly AND on my hip AND in times of playfulness like a football. In fact, I have read in multiple so-you’re-having-a-baby books that it’s healthy for older infants and toddlers to be carried this way so they can assess and understand…

Mykki Blanco’s real crime: Hogging the arm rest.

He does not wear a wedding ring.