Holy shit I’m glad I’m a human being. I cannot handle the intensity some of these animals are experiencing.

She is amazing.

What will it take to get that gif off of Jez’s main page? It is deeply disturbing.

This ruins everything for me because when we go to NY, my 9 year old’s favorite thing to do is ride the escalators in Trump Tower.

Can we please talk about the guy on the far left? Cuz he’s my favorite.

That is the meanest thing anyone has ever said about Trump. Kudos.

My cousin grew up with John Slattery and has always said he was a nice kid.

I laughed my ass off. Sometimes someone says things that are so blatantly evil, you gotta laugh away the horror of it.

I need to find out what hours this guy is on air because I think I’m in love.

That looked like a fucking blast!

I disagree. Washing your legs takes more like 10 to 15 seconds. (wink) Not washing them seems ... odd. Why wouldn’t you wash them? What other parts of your body are you not keeping clean?

“ Find someone to build a bridge.”

I forgot how much I despise the name “Aleph.” But now I remember.

I stopped watching RHONY when Simon and His Beard left, but am currently doing middle-of-the-night insomnia TV viewing and saw the reunion shows. Holy shit was I wrong to abandon the show! I am so sorry! I gotta binge watch the hell outta this show now.

Same, Eva Mendes. Same. Stars - they’re just like us.

Well, only because that song is amazing.

No, they are not. People believe him because he’s Woody Allen and everything being a white, rich, successful white American man implies. That’s all.

As a Mainer, I say — I don’t know why you assume that binder is imaginary.

I would take it as a compliment.

mae’n flin ‘da fi