Dot and Southie are next to each other, but they’re not the same place, youz guyz.

Maybe she wasn’t nominated because she isn’t a good actress? I still haven’t forgiven her for her work in the first SaTC movie.

My cat’s the only one who likes my singing.

That is legit the funniest thing I’ve read in a week. A+ in Dry Sense of Humor, ma’am.

When Louise took the baby from Claire, I died. But Jamie’s beard brought me back to life.

I almost had a panic attack today because I was wearing makeup for the 3rd day in a row...

They are my favorite duo on the show!

Not gonna lie. I really want to see them bone.

And I read earlier today that LA’s population is 47-something% Latino, so, yeah, you toooooootally have an LA face, Blake.

Thanks for wasting all that water so that your kid would be quiet.

I suspect I may be 12 hours pregnant. Look for another announcement here soon.

I think it’s fabulous! What could possibly go wrong??

And that’s the truth.

I was going to say the same thing, but I am almost certain she is not Jewish. I believe she has made comments in the “everyone thinks I’m Jewish but I’m not” vein several times.

Exactly.

“Bow ties don’t kill people. People kill people.”

Well-Known Fact: People who wear Vineyard Vines clothing can’t fight for shit.

Yep. (If you liked that book, I recommend Moyes’ others.)

I don’t want to say ..... but ... here’s your missing golf ball.

“Ten years after she ceased being relevant, Paris Hilton struggles to remain relevant.”