I would love it if someone did!

We now know the answer to the question: What is the most disturbing gif of all time?

I would be both thrilled and terrified to date Putin.

According to Our Lord And Savior, Google, Jon Lovitz’ net worth is $12 million. That’s not a shitton of money. Maybe this girl really is attracted to homosexual bees.

*dies laughing*

Be a buddy not a bully, Bobby.

Yes, I am loving every second of this. I hope she’s shtupping the hell out of him every night.

Travolta flies his own plane, so.....probably does not have to worry about extra fees for checking a bag.

Sweetheart neckline?

I told mine he wasn’t getting a damn thing except our sham of a marriage bed.

Pun totally intentional.

I’d wear the fuck out of that thing.

HEY! SHE ALREADY ATE NACHOS ONE TIME THIS YEAR!!

So relatable!

This is nowhere near the worst thing I’ve ever seen nor the worst thing I’ve ever heard. You people need to toughen up.

They have smoothies. I’d totally go there.

Well it took a few years, but my life has finally been ruined by a spoiler. Currently watching Season 2 of Scandal. Fuck.

17 minutes gone and Kim Richards is still in a relationship with Kim Richards and self-love is the best love.

That show was perfection. I wanted to be Maude when I grew up.

To this day I cannot understand how it’s possible that she pooped on the stairs. Were there no toilets in that house?

I would do it if Bea Arthur would call me from beyond the grave.