Get in line!

I know ... everyone says so and I believe it ... I’m just not there yet.

Wait. Did she marry.........her BROTHER?

This answers the question: What's the difference between a beautiful girl and a fembot?

+100

I read Piper Kerman's book; and I understand the show is nothing like the book, but the book was so astronomically disappointing, it ruined any interest I may have had in the show.

He's one moustache away from being Charlie Chaplin right now.

If they asked me to do a 3-way I would seriously, seriously consider it.

This dress is unique and fun and I could never pull it off she looks gooooood.

The top half of this dress looks great on TV.

Doesn't JLC always wear a boring black dress?

What the actual fuck and whyyyyyy?

I've never seen OITNB...was only watching the Emmys to see if Jon Hamm would finally win...and I was basically sobbing during her acceptance speech.

Agree. It's completely phonetic.

I'm 45 and I never call my father's friends by their first names.

No, it isn't.

I don't understand why anyone would date John Mellencamp. He looks just like my Nana (RIP).

I've always felt like Stevie Wonder is having more fun than the rest of us. [insert cute thumbs up pic here]

Every time James gets excited about something, I completely lose my shit. AND THEN HE CRIED BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS WIFE SO MUCH.

I swear on my mother's grave — if Tom and Rita ever divorce, I will immediately divorce my husband of 20+ years because if Tom and Rita can't make it work, nobody can.