Poor people just need to work harder and pull themselves up by their bootstraps... rich white men are innocent and it is all their mommy’s faults, though.

But he claimed all women had penis envy, so you know, that is really appealing to men’s innate sense of superiority... that is why people won’t let go of his theories.

His horrible abusive mom probably forced him to! You just don’t understand!

No, Hitler is to blame on the professors who didn’t admit him to art school in Vienna, obviously.

Also, a mother is always wrong. If she cares about her sons at all, she is overbearing. If she doesn’t, she is cold and neglectful. No matter what, it is always the mom’s fault even if by all objective measures, she was a good mother.

Yep. Seems like a lot of scheming to assault these women. If he just went around assaulting anyone, it would be a track record more like Charlie Sheen’s, with lots of sex workers, nude models, porn actresses, etc.

I just want the frozen yogurt shop, and of course, I’d ban all the terrible toppings and keep only the good ones.

It is all fun and games until he is accidentally thawed a la Futurama...

Has she demanded her very own play Frozen Yogurt Shoppe yet?

With 50k she could have Drake’d it up and paid some people’s tuitions rather than create freaky cloned dogs.

Breeders will hypothetically be ok the day there are zero abandoned dogs in shelters or in the streets. Until then, nah.

See, now she is starting to cross over from “kooky eccentric” into “supervillain who lives in a lair with a frozen yogurt shop* in her basement and clones dogs”.

I wouldn’t watch it, I am over this provocative stuff personally... but anything that will piss off our insane evangelicals here in Brazil is a-ok with me.

In the good old days you’d just send a dick pic to your entire contact list...

Aside from the Jimmy Saville one, you mean?

And then you can get dead Hugh Hefner buried on top of you, like Marilyn Monroe did.

It is the second one.

I do second-finger and it is allegedly wrong too...but I went to a hippie school where they felt you could hold it any way you wanted, provided you wrote ok. I write very fast and clearly in spite of the second-finger grip.

I have always known that you are supposed to have kids do Play-Doh modeling every day, and then move them on to coloring books and doing collages before they learn to read and write to encourage their motor skills.

I like to imagine that she retrains as some sort of ninja so that next time, she can go full-on Bruce Lee on the police officers and defeat a dozen of them!