Isn’t that what the alt-right is already?

Austen is great. Catcher in the Rye is probably more enjoyable to adolescent men. I finished it, but I wouldn’t say you are missing anything.

I tried to read Joyce and was like “Life is too short for this, fuck it.”

“I was really looking forward to more of a racist national capitalist group... now I am just disappointed.”

Yeah. I mean, just because they think that what Hitler and the Nazis did was great, that doesn’t mean they are Nazis, jeez.*

Or heart attack. Or stroke. People die of those at 53 all the time.

Prince Phillip’s visit to Brazil was legendary. Aside from the official stuff, he ended up in Larry Hagman’s estate near where I lived (don’t ask why Larry Hagman had a farm estate in the middle of nowhere Brazil, just go with it) and locals had many entertaining stories of partying with him.

And Eugenie and Beatrice don’t do anything other than be ridiculous in general, right?

How could it not during the “Lawrence of my labia” line at least?

Solution: book room like 1h away from London, commute.

Seriously. Isn’t all royal stuff at the moment basically what Sophie and Edward do, while the others just lounge around or do shady stuff (Andrew and Fergie)?

That is good interior design right there...

I am going to Italy on the dates and flights that stop in London versus in Lisbon, Casablanca, or Madrid are way more expensive now...

Yep. I feel like the first one would be ok to watch drunk (though I am sober so just guessing) or like, to watch when it is on cable, like you watch random Katherine Heigl rom coms... the second one is not even good for that. The emotion I felt was second-hand embarrassment.

Madonna had horrible reviews in it too... but then again, what acting has she done that hasn’t?

While wearing a child-sized pair of glasses. Seriously, WTF. How can you trust a guy who doesn’t know the size of his own face to write anything.

Also, Aidan’s furniture. The furniture he built would have a much better take on this than anyone else.

Anyone who saw the second movie is saying “Please God, no”.

Add the one girl who had the party where Carrie’s Louboutins were stolen.

I used to basically sing all the songs from Shelter for my kids to sleep. I am pretty sure even now if I sing “Wheels”, they’ll fall asleep as some sort of Pavlov reaction.