And any of The Bangles other than Susannah Hoffs.

I am getting total cowpunk vibes from that. I can see Maria McKee or Natalie Merchant rocking that dress.

So, like Taylor Swift is a sentient Pinterest board, Lana Del Rey is a sentient Ralph Lauren catalog?

It is like Top Chef, but meaner!

It is like Top Chef, but meaner!

My favorite is when on Masterchef The Professionals or similar shows, a chef that has previously made seared duck breast with some sort of foam and molecular this or that has to make a burger or a brownie in a group challenge and is completely unable to do it. I like to yell “You know how to make foams but can’t grill…

But I think Lena Dunham is as thirsty as Kris Jenner, making her the absolute thirstiest a person can ever be. She’s thirstier than all the Kardashian/Jenner spawn combined!

I have seen this woman in her underwear/other states of undress at least 6 or 8 times, and I don’t even follow her and only see what is reported about her on Jezebel. I have heard her discuss her body at least a dozen times.

On a scale from Marlene Dietrich to Lena Dunham, I’d put her at 7 for all the comments on her body and constant underwear pictures.

I am 5'1" so I could at most kick him in the balls.

And then under the post-baby pictures, it could say “She is no longer vith child”.

Well, it totally worked last time... I mean, after Obama faked Sandy Hook, the government took every last gun from each American and melted them, right?

Your grandma was a savage. But mine was too. She once told me “It is so good you are smart, cause with the way you look, it is not like you are gonna have a lot of marriage choices”.

Idea: Combine this with Khloe’s revenge body show. The woman loses weight but then finds out that is not enough revenge and they convince her to murder the guy who dumped her.

She looked about as old as the actress playing Brandon and Brenda’s mom, though. I know we joked about Luke Perry’s wrinkles but some of the teachers they cast on that show looked younger than Gabrielle Carteris.

Of course, because they are fancier. Also, Sylvester.

Her cover for being a Russian spy was looking exactly like Natasha Fatale. It was a reverse psychology thing.

He is the king of the deal, isn’t he? So what if what he sold in this deal was the sovereignty, what matters is he won!

So they were spamming those Marco Rubio shirtless dancing pics and telling everyone Ted Cruz was possibly the Zodiac killer?

Oh so it is just like Brazil, then.