In her defense, doing nothing is vastly superior to doing embarrassing shit all the time, which is what her husband does. So...yay?

I can only find it to be comparable to how when a medieval woman was married, the feudal landowner got dibs and got the first night with her. It seems to be the same mentality: she got her period so she is “brand new”, and then family gets first dibs. Gross.

The cop back in 1983 pretended to care, but like I said, the caring level was probably just a talk, not a removal of the child. Then again, it is likely that the place didn’t have a group home at all, and that there were tons and tons of children in the same situation, ugh.

Her Insta tells me she has been working pretty hard to monetize her “lazy eye surgery” (her words, not mine). Hey, maybe the doctor did trade her the surgery for social media posts, and now she can’t wear sunglasses!

She recently had eye surgery.

She is a Social Media Influencer. Of course she is exhausting to be around!

They have decided to start with the Social Media Influencer jerbs, and I am ok with it so far.

90k subs are probably 40k bots, 40k Turkish* perverts.

She is also apparently a fitness blogger... so that might mean that even to her followers, her review of a hotel might not be very important? A review of a sports bra or slimming tea would probably be more in her wheelhouse.

No, that will be her brother, Mexico West, duh.

North and Saint really grew on me as names, probably because of how damn cute they are. I am sure Chicago will win me over with her cuteness too.

North, Saint, and Star flow together way better too.

Wait, Chicago is a girl?

If the next sign says Saint, they were definitely there!

I am ok with people naming kids after cities as long as they don’t name them after nationalities. I am still mad that Mariah Carey went with Moroccan rather than Morocco. I could accept Morocco, damnit.

Good catch. It is like “Brooklyn South”. It is about scrappy cops, of course.

I think she wanted more of a sugar baby arrangement rather than a by the night arrangement. Not that she didn’t want any money at all.

I was thinking one free slice of chocolate cake only.

With small print saying “As long as 4 sandwiches are not consumed at a time”.

I was gonna ask if Morrissey had been appointed for it...