Naming a kid Joanna and one JoyAnna is also abominable. Why couldn’t it be just Joy?

The Deplorables wanted Obama gone for wearing a tan suit. Oh, how things have changed...

It will probably even remove HIV (though that doesn’t even cause AIDS)*.

Red-skinned Desiree potatoes make excellent fries, especially thicker steak fries.

Lies! I am detoxing as we speak! In fact, I got both kidneys working on that detox, and my liver!

Now you spoiled her 2019 Cholera cleanse idea, jeez.

I am not a drug dealer, I live in the Third World, and I have had cell phones since 1993. I remember in 92/93 they were still a bit rare, but by 1995 everyone who could afford a phone had a phone.

I work at a place where we have our wages set by headquarters, so everyone, men and women, gets paid the same. However, the sexist bullshit still goes on. My male coworkers will often not even call or show for their scheduled classes, and they get promoted for it. Meanwhile I am coming in to cover for them, or…

I washed all my fabric headbands by tossing them in the wash, so I hope people were washing their scrunchies.

Well, that is probably because most of her audience voted for the President, haha. If she spoke against him she’d lose most of her fan base. Heck, she probably voted for him herself.

That sounds like poor women - who are also the biggest victims of assault and sexual harassment - have no right to complain about these things because they buy “cheap goods” and not the organic expensive perfect goods rich women buy (which are probably still made with cotton made by underpaid migrant workers...). It…

Yes and no, cause low carb diets rely on “ net carbs”, or carbs minus fiber. So 100g spinach has 1.4 grams net carbs, and 2.9 grams protein, so it is technically a protein.

It does. Their bread is pretty good, it is the meat that doesn’t taste of anything.

People here in Brazil pay insane prices for Outback. Like, more than you pay for all you can eat steak at a really good steakhouse, for 8 ribs and 6 steak fries. I am Brazilian but I don’t get it either. I’d rather have endless salmon and prime rib, thanks.

I am sure she got some money for that Instagram promotion of the laser place...

I know, he also had a milkshake with that McD’s. He definitely eats carbs. But one of his spokespeople was like “nah he only got 4 sandwiches cause he is on a low carb diet”.

I thought Trump was on the Fatkins diet... doesn’t he toss the buns on all his Big Macs and his Filet O’ Fishes (or “Fish Delights” as he calls them?) So he can’t eat chocy cake. Or KFC. Or the Filet O’Fish. But regardless, he is healthy cause he eats no carbs, damnit!

I think he is like 30 right? But 30 in coke years is more like 40, ha.

So, we have established that Sofia Richie’s type is “douche”, right? First Jaden Smith, then Bieber, then Brooklyn Beckham, and now Scott Disick.

I am somehow more offended by Uggs with that dress than at a wedding. If the wedding were casual enough that she was wearing a casual day dress with Uggs, it would offend me less than this dressy dress with Uggs.