I like food with less salt than most people do, so I put salt out. I am not offended. It is not like putting ketchup on a steak.

I made a buche de Noel once for a party where my cousin’s in-laws were present. They looked at it with suspicion in their eyes (who is afraid of chocolate?) and asked her to go to a convenience store for generic ice cream.

Dog is obviously Team Edward, I agree.

I think it is because in Hollywood, tall women are supposed to be size 2. Short ones have the choice of being size 0 or 00, so you know, there is a lot of diversity.

I agree with you here, but there is still a huge grey area between “perfect” and “not homicidal”.

I was thinking she is just gonna have extra laundry to do. Unless they are adding a touch of Mr. Mom (shoutout to Michael Keaton!) to this story.

My grandpa used to do the same to my mom. But then he’d go “Are you sure you wanna eat that sandwich? I mean, we are having spaghetti for dinner, and it is better than a sandwich. Maybe you can run away from home tomorrow instead...” and she’d stay.

Well, Polanski only raped non-important little girls, so I guess that is different for them? As long as he is nice to the actresses he works with (because they are women, not little girls...)

Or in a recession, underqualified. I know someone who is a lawyer and tried to get a job as a salesperson in a bookstore, and the manager looked over his resume and said “Oh, a lawyer. We have so many applicants we are automatically rejecting anyone with no college degree and with any major other than Business, sorry.…

Trump is probably mad Harry isn’t marrying Tiffany, and kicking himself for having married off his “best daughter” to Jared.

They are ridiculous when they say that stuff. I’ve heard “I hate you” and “You are the worst mom ever” and the hardest thing to do is not to laugh.

I like your style.

It took until 14? Mine just turned 11 and for the past several months, she yells that at least once a week. Also elaborate descriptions of moving out and never ever talking to us (parents) again.

Cyanide is a growing market in 2018, so that was smart of them.

I have brainwashed one kid successfully and failed at the other 2. Older one tells her friends “You should listen to Janelle Monae, it is way better than Rihanna cause she writes her own music”.

Imagine Dragons is literally the favorite band of most of my students in the 12-14 age range... so it is Kidbopz.

Robot Trump looks like Jack Palance on the top gif, so of course it is an improvement.

He can do female outreach, like Omarosa used to do black outreach. He is very attuned to the domestic violence issue.

Are the poofy dresses because of Diana forever?

I wanna fly Zukka Air.