Bite-size ones with ricotta and herbs and a bit of onion - sauteed but not caramelized - are the best hors-d’oeuvres. Meat eaters will be ignoring the other food to eat those.

Maybe you are supposed to put all the gloves and socks on the cat, to restrain them, while you sleep naked?

Onion flakes are great too. Garlic, as much as I love it, is too overpowering.

We make some trashy cheese popcorn here. We buy a pack of cheese-flavored ramen (which is absurd cause who wants ramen in some thin cheese broth? Gross). We get the cheese flavor and mix it with melted butter and put it on air-popped popcorn.

They are, however it doesn’t look very promising, since it seems that a lot of their limitations are related to head size and consequent brain size.

There was some effort done in sanitation and education which reduced the spread of the mosquito, so there are fewer cases now. But as the article says, fewer is not zero.

I am no expert but in that “I Am Jane Doe” documentary, that is exactly how it happens.

True, he had the beginning where he was trying to be Ben Folds, ugh. Very cringe-inducing. But after he became proper famous, he wrote pop songs that are better than Sheeran’s stuff for sure. It is like Taylor Swift. I don’t like her very much, but I can still admit a lot of her songs are way better than Sheeran’s…

Rape is what scary guys do, when they jump out from behind bushes carrying knives. What they themselves do is just a misunderstanding, not rape!

Oh yeah, steroids will make you swell up like crazy. I only took them for like a week and I swear I gained like 20lb. Imagine requiring them daily, like several conditions do!

If Amanda Bynes could do it, though... fingers crossed.

Stop playing Dentist Waiting Room FM, seriously.

Mraz is more talented than Sheeran, though. Yes, he makes bland, forgettable pop music just like Sheeran does... but he is better at making bland pop music.

No wonder he is is buddies with Taylor Swift, she who told the tale of her friend who lost her virginity to the wrong guy and now was totally worthless and stuff!

Also, I am pretty sure all porn actresses with a passing resemblance to Meghan Markle are getting tons of offers to do some royal-themed porn right now.

There are easier ways to prevent that. Get a clothes marker. Scribble where the brand name is. There you go, clothing that is automatically not worth a damn thing on Ebay, yet still useful to the homeless.

The only difference between this story and the hundreds of others is they don’t have a bullshit excuse like “reached for something” as you said or “had a toy gun”.

She has also never hired a bunch of Japanese school girls to follow her around, nor dated Blake Shelton. She is truly winning at life.

I am having a hard time picking up shirts for my daughter that don’t try to pick fights with people. There were shirts saying “Hi Hater”, “Hating me doesn’t make you pretty” and a baffling “I am not Kendall but neither are you” at the store last time. We ended up with a generic “Enjoy the summer” shirt instead.

I like your quote. You need to attribute it to Marilyn Monroe and post it all over.