Sadly it is dudes named Weiner, and all the dudes with weiners.

They are not pro-”rape rape” (thanks Whoopi Goldberg!). Like, they are against rape perpetrated by strangers wielding guns in bushes, obviously. But they don’t think that date rape, spousal rape, and rape that happens to passed out drunk women in fraternity parties, for example, qualify as rape at all, so those are ok.

Every single guy has done something inappropriate. That is the sad truth. Even our dads and husbands and boyfriends. All of them.

I would maybe think fake if a person went straight for a civil suit, cause follow the money and everything. But if the person is willing to put their name out there? Yeah, it is likely true.

At my old grocery store, I would lift my youngest to grab bags of flour. The bags of flour were always on top.

Plus, isn’t Alan Alda the original woke dude? Like, he is literally Mark Ruffalo version 1.0, man.

There is no proof she was ever one, it is only been in blind item gossip sites. Of course, if she was, that just means she had a job like any other job. But people repeat this gossip like it were a fact.

I prefer to be a Lesbian Shitass than a Sad Not-Hot Woman.

You mean you didn’t learn all about women from Katherine Heigl’s extensive rom com ouevre?

It is true, Willem Dafoe is the new Michael Caine. He is just in everything.

I personally find it easier to be outraged about people who didn’t pay for their crimes, like Spacey, than about people who did time, like Wahlberg and Tyson. Not saying that Mark Wahlberg or Mike Tyson are “good guys”, but at least I can shrug and go “well, they served time”, you know?

They shouldn’t be that chewy! They should be like the ones in Subway, a little oatmeal but a little flour too.

I am not saying chocolate chip cookies are bad. They are awesome too. Also, you can always split the difference and make cowboy cookies, which are oatmeal raisin coconut walnut chocolate chip and are awesome, nevermind the political affiliations.

You and Harry are soulmates, obviously.

Oatmeal with coconut is good too. With or without raisins.

Exactly. I mean, Dilma was definitely elected with money given by corrupt companies and there were people under her taking bribes, but as far as corruption for her personal enrichment, they have nothing on her. Meanwhile, Temer and 99% of his party (there may be 1% in the local level who aren’t taking bribes, not…

It is about the butt, yes. It is a Best Butt contest.

Chelsea Handler said she was at a house party where Harry Styles was just making everyone quesadillas. He is apparently very serious about his quesadillas.

Oatmeal raisin is superior to chocolate chip.

It is ok as long as it is only selling their breastmilk and plasma, right? It should only be a problem when they start suggesting selling a kidney or a cornea you are not using a lot.