There is a company in the MLM Last Week Tonight report that actually describes their organization as an “inverted triangle”. Just like in that “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” episode.

Add highlights and a Starbucks cup and you can go as a Basic for Halloween! Maybe one of those giant Marc Jacobs watches too, just to be safe.

Also, aluminum is the only way to make angel food, sponge cake, and it makes a way better flan than any other material. In South America we make flan more often than cake, so it is very important to have your aluminum pans.

She hasn’t acted in forever. Much like Suzanne Sommers, she is an alternative medicine shill, not an actress.

She has no torso in that dress at all, and it all resembles one of those toilet paper dolls.

That is incredibly disappointing. I wanted everything to be available in maple flavor in Canada. Like, even potato chips. I guess we’ll have to settle for the all-dressed chips, cause those are pretty tasty.

Pretty sure this woman is anti-cheese, though. So it would be acqua e pepe. Water has no calories.

Catcalling does have to do with clothes. It shouldn’t, but it does. The same woman in sweatpants may get catcalled, but she will get more catcalled in Daisy Dukes. The more visible skin, the more catcalling. Catcalling is usually about men posturing in front of other men, which is also why it is usually more common…

She has all the pastel colors.

Me too, but apparently insane amounts of insoluble fiber also does that.

Or even better, his mom is a woman. Cause that is like, unique.

I feel you, but tagliatelle is the best for bolognese. I mean I won’t turn down any other shapes with it, but I do believe this is the ideal size.

I will never forget the Poop Float. I don’t mean that in a Root Beer Float way, I meant that I once saw her on tv saying that the sign of a healthy person was having a poop that floated in the toilet, not sank. Poop Float, man.

So it is just pasta in pasta water with salt and pepper? Sounds tasty.

I don’t wanna Google her, but I bet she has one of those “I wanna speak to the manager” haircuts.

I have cut out all watercress from my diet for over 20 years now, and I’ve never felt better!

On the one hand, I agree with you. On the other, I sometimes make my gnocchi all’amatriciana, which is another pairing that is not supposed to happen, so I can’t judge.

Next you will tell me that your shutters are made of real wood instead of plastic, I bet!

I am pretty sure that much like that interview where the woman interviewed her assailant, he probably saw her entering his guest room as consent. Ugh.

He is both a rapist and a poet, this one.