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It's things like this that make me think I should start doing some light recreational drugs.

Besides being made out of words, I'm not sure this has to do with being a useful comment

"Oh, the humanity!"

Italian comedian/musician Adriano Celentano created a song in 1972 called "Prisencolinensinainciusol," consisting of gibberish intended to be what English sounded like to foreigners.

It's pretty great, though i'll warn you that after viewing you may find yourself repeating "Oll Raight" in the same manner.

That font should be shot and killed and buried in the desert.

Frank from Shameless?

If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.

A brick will help conserve water while the Browns season is being flushed down the toilet.

I believe the colloquial term for the procedure in the baseball world is "Tornmy Dong" surgery.

International is expensive.

1. Have a shit load of dollars.

ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME?

Skillz. She's got 'em.

I'm all for sportsmanship and leaving it on the track but the inner hockey fan in me loves to see the gloves drop. Punting someone off the track is a huge no no in dirt track racing. Not only are you causing thousands of dollars in damage your also taking money out of someones pocket and at big races it's always more…

this is a so much nicer sound.

Why are you the world's coolest guy? Burning Man + Hyperloop + Bondlotus = Spaceships?