I meant the salad in the cooler in the car

That is a pretty good idea. I'm always matching ink to paint to vinyl. It gets old.

That's the reason most nazcar drivers are midgets

Dirt version

Little Debbie/Air Force showcar '06

He wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce

It's like they are trying to make it even worse.

I was at the driver's meeting at the Dirt Track in Charlotte and Humpy Wheeler gave the rules for fighting. If you fight your kicked out forever unless you stop on the front straight and fight in front of the fans so everyone could watch. I thought those rules were fair.