Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

This is truly unbelievable. Dude typed all that on an iPad?

It's elaborate performance art. In a few weeks, Byron Scott will pull his mask off to reveal that it has been Shia Labeouf all along!

What reason could you have for not naming this person?

Steve Bisciotti looks like a guy that hopes you won't call his wife because he doesn't want there to be any misunderstandings.

Hermann went on to say that "those slapping sounds you hear are us disciplining our fans."

King: This is delicious, Roger, really good chili.

I think they can do WAAAYYY better than this for True Detective Season 2.

247 seems like a lot of sports for one site to cover.

As someone who has had a lot of experience with Burger King, I can assure you that there really is such a thing as blood doody.

Wow, so many apologies in a row; it's like he's in the Cal-zone!

No, I'm mocking child rape ^^^ENABLERS^^^ (see above).

They must be using a lousy microphone, because I'm watching these videos and all I can hear is a rhythmic slapping sound.

Oh wow, does this mean they're going to sign LeBron now?

Really? I always figure it's some McCown. Formerly "some Detmer".

Yeah any time a starting QB goes down I automatically assume Seneca Wallace is his backup.

You know who else loved a boys and girls club? Jeffery Dahmer.

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

Springer is the next Stanton?! Hilarious. Springer is two months OLDER than Stanton

The thought of this is hilarious, and I can't believe they would even ask, but in Luhnow's defense, it can't hurt to at least inquire about anything and everything, in the event you somehow get someone you don't expect to get.