Well, we know this kid has the tangibles.. A massive tangible.

So is this a good thing if you’re an Everton supporter? Genuinely curious. I’m an outsider looking in.

You really believe that “something special” is being developed? I can’t imagine the horror that’s about to be visited upon you.

LOL wut?

Last time I watched a Russian Bear Receive a Snack on the internet, it was way hotter. I can’t really jerk off to this?

Thanks for this.

THANK YOU. I have been harboring these feelings for a long time. The idea that you presented this idea to your coworkers and they all got upset makes me so happy. You have no idea.

Back and to the left.

Umm. I don’t think anyone was clapping because a child was suffering? I think people were clapping because they were removing the child from the environment that was responsible for his allergic reaction. Big fucking difference. And now everyone else on the flight is an asshole for getting irritated that Mom and Dad…

The Steph Curry story isn’t gonna end the way everyone expects. He doesn’t possess the raw athleticism that enables guys like LeBron to be perpetually transcendent. Teams will adjust to him sooner than later and he’s going to burn himself out. I hope I am wrong because watching him is truly a joy but I fee this in my…

So wait.. a meme doesn’t have to be a .jpg with white letters on the top and bottom? I’m internet stupid, please forgive me.

I’m a dog guy through and through but this legitimately made me weep.

Wait a minute. If George Karl is a snake, then what is Vance Walberg?? I’m so confused..

Am I the only one who chooses The Cannon everytime??

While I may not agree with his opinion that women don’t “belong” in coaching positions, I’m not sure he’s necessarily wrong in his assertion that many men will not respect a woman.

This reminds me of when they rebooted The Karate Kid.. except in reverse..?

So it’s cool for Cam to be a glory boy when they go 15-1 during the regular season, but when he gets mowed down in the Super Bowl he should be afforded our empathy?

Wow. So I really feel like a dated fuck. I still listen to all of the bands on this list pretty regularly.

Hah! Texas is a much better suited environment for undermining than Ohio! Jokes on you, Cleveland.

Cum see Solid Assignment starring Mike Francesa in a theater near you.