Ron and Fez fan?

4th paragraph from the bottom, first sentence:

This is the reason I’m waiting to buy it.

For an Army veteran, this guy is kind of a wuss. I see three people in that picture holding onto that dumb sign, why would they just hand it over to Cam if it was worth $500? Guarantee they just started sheepishly smiling and laughing like dummies when Cam came over to them in the first place.

Thank you!

Right. Well good luck, Slinker.

Are you on social media? If so, take a step back and assess the landscape. Make sure you’re not being creepy. About 5 years ago I was asking myself the same thing. When I really looked at it, I was being a pest. So I scaled back the operation.

Unpopular opinion:
As someone who has been diagnosed and coping with a mental disorder for 15 years, I know exactly how crippling it can become. It’s a real battle just getting up and going to work everyday, and maintaining a relationship/paying the bills/taking care of my parents (you get the point) on top of it makes…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4inS8uNxmsE

This is the only real purpose Facebook has anymore. My sincerest compliments to these folks.

And why in the fuck exactly should white people take their behavioral cues from you, Mr. Random Deadspin Blogger? What are your qualifications again?

Please don’t ever feel like you need to defend your joke. You’re a funny dude. Funny people need to unite to push the line back to a reasonable place. Jerry Seinfeld is too edgy for a lot of universities now. In what twisted universe does that make any sense?

I think the finger that creeps me out the most is that ring finger.

I wonder which quote from The Wire that Jason Whitlock will tweet in reference to this situation.

I have absolutely no issue with the man himself. He isn’t hurting me in any way at all. I just don’t understand the appeal (even for kids). The whole thing seems so put-on and phony. I do get that he’s a YouTuber and unless he makes lots of videos he won’t make money, so more power to him.

I nearly pissed myself when I saw the picture of the novels and magazines in the oven. I love how self-righteous people become over his comments.

Looks like a picture of Broken Social Scene from 2004.

I think I know the answer if you actually want it. I saw something very similar on that Penn and Teller show where other magicians try to fool them.

What I would LOVE to know is what kind of self-respecting woman is willingly sleeping with this “Larry” character. This is precisely the type of article that makes me love Jezebel. These shitheads deserve 100% of the backlash that’s coming to them.

I don’t disagree with anything you said, but jesus h christ. You’re pandering to the Jezebel readership the way Hillary Clinton panders to black audiences by attempting to speak like a bad Tyler Perry character.