Bitcoin bullshit? That's more about being a sucker, drug dealer, or libertarian than being a geek.

Goddamnit not this "you should know X to prove your geekery" shit again.

This just in, not all geeks are geeks about EVERYTHING. Some geeks have specialized interests. Some geeks simply don't like a specific franchise/media. What makes someone a geek in one person's eyes might be completely different than what…

This article seemed like a legitimate geek authority... but then it took an arrow in the knee joke to the knee.

'72 Dolphins: [visit White House]

Also, so many of these.

You know what though? That double pack cereal was tasty shit. You know what else was fucking awesome?

Oh no. OH NO!!!

Videogames and water.

Olbermann: ... and at number one, Mike Scioscia, who this week pinch hit for the struggling Josh Hamiton with Hank Congar against Robbie Ross in his return to Texas, in a tie game, in the eighth inning, thereby denying the fans the long-awaited moment of drama they've all been wanting to see since Hamilton spurned…

Fees for ESPN and ESPN2 jumped to a combined $5.71

Dafuq played at G. Tech I think

I'm sorry, I thought I was at Jezebel, where Worst Human Being Alive is more likely to be applied to an actual monster of a human being, say Ariel Castro. Instead, I see we are supposed to revile a woman for acknowledging and taking pleasure in her financial successes after many years in her industry. It's like…

Please no more comments from this dude. Painful.

Thanks for inserting a bit of common sense here. I feel like this entire thread (milk is evil, don't wear sunscreen) is like an ad for Bad Idea Jeans.

Not everyone is lactose intolerant though. I also don't think science supports your claim that all sugar is the same. Lactose, isn't the same as sucrose, isn't the same as maltose. Just like Fructose, Sucrose, Glucose, Galactose, etc. aren't all the same. Just because some people don't produce the proper enzymes to…

I wasn't the only one rooting for the driver to backhand the passenger in the mouth, right? Right??

That guy in the passenger seat is the epitome of douchebag.

GO BRETT GO FASTER GO BRETT WERE GONNA DIE BRETT BRETT LOOK OUT BRETT WHY ARENT YOU LISTENING TO ME BRETT PULL OVER AND LET ME DRIVE.

The video was scary but I mostly just wanted to punch that guy in the face. You're out filming tornadoes, grow some balls and…

You are easily the worst kind of person. Clearly missing the Satire tag, then, immediately calling Owen a dick because you didn't like the joke, once you realized it was one.

You're the kind of guy that will never let anyone win at something, or have their day. I'll expand on this a bit. You're the kind of guy that,…

Yes.