Is this even English? Try harder next time, Junior.

THIS! I'll check my email and wonder why the hell I have 6 new emails out of the blue. And, like a GD Christmas miracle, the chain returns!!! You bastards are the best.

Ahem. Fuck all of them, regardless. #notatallcrabby

Sweet Jesus...moral of the story be rich as shit I guess? *sigh*

Rail gin, FTW.

Want some nuts with that saltiness?

This is an interesting story, and a nice (subconsciously?) romantic reaction....however can we please make a rule that any couples taking their sweet ass time don't take up the entire sidewalk?

The 'stache plays.

+1, Well Played.

I'm surprised he didn't whip out a classic line like "Dude this is not cool, brah!"

A little late to this discussion, but AMEN to this point. And, nice references as well! Kudos!

Unrelated: 67% of respondents to this poll are idiots and are looking for scapegoats. 'MERICA!

+1

Bonus points for the sweet Clue clip/reference!