According to family history, my aunt was a notoriously shy child to the point where she was often scolded for rudeness. I imagine Caroline has a similar situation. I was a shy kid too, who eventually learned how to hide it entirely (so now a lot of people seem surprised when I say I’m introverted—friendly and…

It’s funny that the people who run around screaming I DONT CARE I HATE DRAMA, are the ones leaving a trail of drama in their wake. Like if you honestly didn’t like drama you would keep your fucking mouth shut

a backdoor pilot for Kris and Scott Take Calabasas.

Anyone else get the feeling John isn’t as into Jenna as Jenna is into John?

i know, i didn’t say it was harmful. but it’s too much and i have second-hand embarrassment watching it.

lol i am so embarrassed for anne hathaway. jesus

Once when I was a freshman in high school a fellow nobody freshman approached me to say, “So I just wanted to tell you, there’s this rumor going around that I hooked up with [popular senior boy who absolutely did not know either of us existed], and I wanted to tell people it’s totally not true. Just wanted you to…

I accidentally read Dakota Johnson as Dakota Fanning, and I nearly passed out. (Sorry, Dakota F!) It may be time to go to bed, y’all.

No statement from Rachel Ray yet tho? Suspicious.

Must’ve been all the cancellations they received at the last minute. Most thought this would be Rachel Ray.

Okay, this may be a dumb question, but why are people assuming the album is literally about Beyonce’s marriage instead of realizing that she’s an entertainer and pop song lyrics aren’t necessarily gospel? (And that’s assuming she even wrote the songs, which I don’t think she always does.)

I agree with what you’re saying, but, from my understanding, she is talking about the pain Jay-Z made her feel, which is legit in my book. I can’t really get why that woman decided to stick (or go out with him in the first place) with that guy but... her choice.

Or, you know, this wasn’t about Jay and it was about her father, her mother and other women in her life who have had these experiences, fears or whatever.

1) Yes, I’ve been cheated on. And the other woman, instead of being contrite, kept popping up in my life and confronting me. Because, all too frequently, it’s about getting self-esteem by “proving” you’re hotter/better than the wife/girlfriend. Which is why this pat little logic of only blaming the partnered person…

*She has that Olivia Palermo type face that captivates me though. Don’t know why but I find myself staring at them. See also, Priyanka Chopra (who has that face but with intelligence. Or Shiri Appleby)*

Maybe she doesn’t care that he kicked her off the stage. Maybe she just cares that she got to meet him.

I love this because you know all Kylie has ever wanted is Blac Chyna’s face

To be fair, this piece was generally considered to be a fairly unethical hit job (for instance, the writer goaded MIA to have the truffle fries and then used it as a point to illustrate her privilege, as we knew from, as i recall, released tapes of the interview). Also, Ben Bronfman is in fact the son of a billionaire…

Kirsten and Colin are less believable than Jon Lovitz and that nobody.