Literally the first thing I thought of when I heard this story yesterday was Bob’s Burgers.

I love Louise, but hey, she shouldn’t have tried to cut out Mickey.

...OR DO THEY?!

I watched the first episode of this, and have recorded the rest, but have yet to figure out a good way to browbeat my other half into actually watching it with me. He keeps saying “You can totally watch it!” and then hogging the television with his video games.

Probably because they look like siblings but you know they do the sex.

I know nothing of this person, but he and Alison Williams look like siblings, which is my FAVORITE KIND OF COUPLE. Endlessly fascinating.

Omg I remember secretly watching this in my bedroom when I was 9

I can’t with these promposals. It’s fucking ridiculous. Too much pressure on a boy to come up with something over the top; too much pressure for a girl to accept a date she might not want because some guy has put in a lot of effort. Awkward phone calls are sweet. Getting a note passed in class asking you to prom is…

Not just the show editors.

This interview was a Get. Especially the bit about the vibrating forehead razor. I feel so enlightened. Today is a good day.

Ron Pastrami is a sweet name, don’t be ashamed.

Blac Chyna, a former stripper, is now a very successful video and men’s magazines model - a “glamour model,” in industry parlance. Basically what this means is that she is photogenically sexy, and people are willing to pay her for that. She also owns a makeup brand, online boutique, and beauty salon.

I hate myself for knowing this but... in this episode Kim brought a Bentley and she expected Kourtney & Khloe to celebrate her “moment” but instead they just laughed, made fun of her, left the dealership without her because the car wasn’t ready, and went to Chipotle. Then later that night when Kim came to Rob’s…

I seriously hate that jawless, fetus faced pervert so fucking much. Trying to get custody of a child when you left that child’s mother for another child.

Angela Khyna Kardashian is in the Jezebel Circle of Protection now.

“Every time I’d go to the gym or go eat, every paparazzi would ask me questions and I would be like, ‘Hey, guys!’”

YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

Re: Paris Jackson’s boyfriend; it’s a far more disturbing red flag that he got a tattoo of an album. The fact that it’s Cowboys From Hell makes it downright alarming. Is this some new level of hipster irony I don’t get? Pantera is shit.

I read about him in this month’s Vague. Seems like a nasty sort.