Who types out the full “LOL”??
This girl sounds like she has no chill, especially in that last bit where she accuses HIM of being a terrible person. Meanwhile her entrance into the text chat was disparaging remarks of other men on the app.

Crystal. My apologies for the hostility.

Whoops! I meant to reply to you with this but posted under the general thread

What is “THAT” way that you’re talking about? Staying Asian? Are Asian neighborhoods not supposed to exist after a certain amount of time?

Asian neighborhoods stay what way?

What the fuck is happening?

This makes me think of this restaurant I used to love going to when I lived in Chicago- Standard Indian Restaurant.

I am Jimmy Fallon. I’ve been blasting Nsync all day at the restaurant I work at and hissing at anybody trying to sneak by me to the stereo system.

Holy Mole-y ravioli that is intense!

What the What?!? Everybody involved in this needs to chill out and grab a drink of water or eat a snickers or find the zen within to walk away from unsavoriness.

O_O

Ah, I see. Well take it easy Flying Squid- the internet is a cold mean place, but it’s vast and full of other things that are pleasant!

I mean, I got that much and I’m sorry to hear it but - WHY do they want you gone?

Why? What happened?

What happened to Bobby?

Gaga has practically built her career by lifting from Madonna

That’s awful that her neighbor did an asshole thing, but WHITNEY CUMMINGS CAN SUCK IT.

“If I wasn’t famous. Oh god, Rob. I don’t know. I would probably be working in the strip club. I’m just kidding. I would probably be still in the strip club. I’m just keeping it real. I can’t do nothing else.”

LOL I am so conflicted by that weird butt trail thing... They’re like nipple pasties but for each ass cheek. It’s so weird, but I also love weird things.......... you know what? I’m cool with it.