I don’t care how much loneliness they suffer. They are monsters for doing that. They need to be sent home, never to return to the States.

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

I was really hating my job until I read about the poor woman who has to charge a 10 year olds cell phone to exactly 99%.

But where are you going to get your stories when Reddit shuts down? Half of the stories on this website come from Reddit, about four to eight hours after they are posted on Reddit. Are there horrible subreddits? Yes. Just like there are horrible people in the world. That’s the point of an open internet forum. It…

This cracks me up how much this website hates Reddit, considering that it gets about 50% of its stories from Reddit about 8 hours after Reddit posts them. Are there horrible subreddits there? Yes. It is easy to stay away from them. You have to actively seek them out. It’s not like upskirt photos make it to the front…

Comments like this irritate me. Reddit’s has 3.3 million commenters and has feminist/social justice subreddits which shit on this comment section. It has awful racist, fascist subreddits and it has amazing ones.

On a related/unrelated note...

They should call it Hot Ham-Stew.

This may not be the best to watch in the office or in public:

I feel like people should make a bigger deal about amy poehler being one of the most important figures in recent comedy history. EVERYBODY FUNNY TODAY is a product of UCB. And she (along with the Matts and Ian) started it! That’s a huge f’ing deal.

A woman who shames other women in to abstaining from sex until marriage has had not one but two pregnancies out of wedlock?

“I do not want any lectures”

I know a lot of people are going to say we should feel sorry for her etc, but no fuck her. She was talking shit about Miley and Caitlin Jenner just last week, now everyone should be non judgmental bc she can’t practice the idiocy she preaches, um no fuck her. I would feel sympathy if her family didn’t go out of her…

A week after hearing about the Heimlich maneuver in school in the 70’s, a little boy I was babysitting choked on a hot dog and I ‘heimliched’ him. It worked like a charm.

This actually really pisses me off. We lobbied for the $20, to replace a bad dude who didn’t favor paper currency and would likely have hated being on it. Easy decision, right? Nope. Instead they give us the $10 - a less popular currency - and we have to fucking share it with the dude already on it. Gee. Thanks.

Just exploring the option that perhaps it was a defense mechanism on the vagina’s part. It say Brody’s face barrelling towards it and secreted a garbage smell to save itself, like a skunk or a squid would do. I’d like to think lil Snacky would have my back in a similar situation...

I’m almost right there with you. But, I figure since he’s the douche maybe he should just burst into flames instead?

convey the spirit of the part