I don’t think Holly is as innocent as she’s playing it out here. I mean, I def can see Kendra being fame-hungry or whatever and trying to elbow her way in, but I can also see Holly as very protective of her status in the house/situation. They both can bring out the vapidness when they want/need to. So...yeah. She’s…

The cut of their clothes and quality of their fabrics are horrendous for the price point. Why pay J. Crew prices for Target quality?

i agree with this and i think it’s unfair in a lot of cases—like, i don’t think an employment history that includes a year of stripping (or a pinterest board that talks about loving booze, or something) has any bearing on a teacher’s ability to teach. but this strikes me as something that would very obviously prevent…

His eternal weepy face is too hard to capture

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

I think that’s called just plain not eating. Except for kale. Kale is cool. (Is kale cool?)

Seeing a model with stretch marks was pretty fucking cool, too. Stretch marks and pubic hair. Even if she was still a size 2, it was nice to see.

These two are truly Nick Nolte/Gary Busey for the new milennium.

My aunt Bonnie’s second wedding was a small affair in Lake Tahoe. Her cake was from a chain grocery store, which, since it was located Tahoe, did regular wedding cake business and had a pretty large bakery section. My aunt’s fiancé, Steve, picked up the cake the morning of the wedding and came back to the cabin we…

Just makes my blood boil that even NOW people are like, “Oh, he was in the Coast Guard?”

But they pegged him for that, they’ve marketed him, even the fake relationship with Selena Gomez, all the things to sell records took away from the music.

and then diplo spent the rest of the day seriously contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase “pot calling the kettle black”

If Kate Moss called me a basic bitch I’d get it emblazoned on a t-shirt and proudly tell everyone the back story at every opportunity.

“ If you need me, I’ll be lying down, perspiring gently. “

I don’t know. I got irritated with all of the kids at Dave & Busters a few weeks ago. Take the kids to Chuck-E-Cheese and let me play my games in peace!

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

Pretty sure that means it was a race, she just thought she’d win.

my ex - who has the same first name as my husband