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In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

How about we just say that no matter what you weigh, you are free to want to lose weight for whatever reason or you are free to be like fuck yeah, I’m good just the way I am. I mean yeah, it’s refreshing to hear that (as someone who is super tall and weighs more than that as a result) but lets not hate on our 135…

Yeah! How dare women who weigh less than you want to lose weight for whatever reason! They make me sick too.

At least he learned his lesson. Oh wait, he’s done it again!

I love that this is a dirt bag full of gross people being called out for their bullshit. I really hope Kirkman doesn’t face the kind of backlash she fears. And I really, really hope that it was March herself who arranged the banner. She’s such a badass and a strong proponent of reproductive rights.

As a proud member of Menstrual Cup Club, I am obligated to follow the first rule of Menstrual Cup Club, which is you always talk about Menstrual Cup Club.

My ex just made some passive-aggressive vague posts on Facebook. “So happy to have the support of my REAL friends,” “Life doesn’t make sense sometimes, but I know now that moving on is the best solution,” and the like. That almost irritated me more than an actual meltdown, just because he has this victim mentality…

My ex still hasn’t said shit to me about my engagement, even though we’ve texted since.

HE RUINED YOUR OWN NAME. THAT MONSTER.

My husband’s ex wrote him a Facebook message the day we announced our engagement saying “So happy for you!!!!! :) :) :)“ but then like twenty minutes later she posted a video of her singing a mash up of a bunch of Taylor Swift songs, including “You Belong With Me” and “Speak Now” the one where Taylor just straight up…

Okay so this is kind of the opposite...I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years and was very happily moving on with my life and seeing other men. About 3 months after we had broken up, I found out he had gotten a woman pregnant and she was about 3 months or so along. I was obviously a little outraged, but I thought it…

What a garbage human.

I really feel like it depends on the ex. I personally would like to think he lives in another state or is not in connection with anyone I currently know. There is always the hopeful thought that he is incarcerated, because, well he should be. The rest are so far back I doubt they would care, or if they found out they…

This is the first time I’ve felt disappointed in a winner

Ginger Minj was not robbed. Her personality was repellant. I’m not exactly in love with Violet Chachki’s boring arrogance, but Ginger was the biggest shit-stirrer of the season, if you watched Untucked. She was awful. You want a big girl winner, how about the adorable Jaidynn Dior Fierce. Now that queen was robbed.

How many people thought badass Wilding woman saw one of her own deceased kids amongst that group of kid-wight zombie horrors? I thought she for sure saw her own offspring there. But it seems not everyone did. Is there a gender divide? A parental divide?

For everyone commenting with anecdotes about their Hapa friends/relatives/dog walkers/random persons: NOT THE FUCKING POINT.

I had completely forgotten about Emma Stone being in The Help. Also: “rhapsodiz[ing] about the islander spiritual energy mana when she isn’t attempting to save the archipelago from a creeping military-industrial complex.”

somebody come here and punch me in the face over and over forever.