JamaicaBabycry

1/13/15

Every two/three days in the winter, every other day in the summer. (Obvious exception if I have done something to make myself stinky/dirty)

12/22/14

I just cannot stand her. I mean, not that my Black ass means anything to her. But:

10/16/14

If you don't swear at your pets at home, they're just going to learn those words on the street.

9/9/14

Team Janelle Monae

9/9/14

I'm on team Lorde, Robyn, or Adele.

8/30/14

I know! Famous rookies NEVER get attention. They don't star in Snickers commercials (Manziel), snort coke on Instagram (Manziel), engage in public drunkenness (Manziel), obsess over "their brand" (RGIII), drag the Kardashian freak show with them (Reggie Bush), have pimp and crack dealers as parents (Bryant), legions…

8/22/14

I honestly think that in this, Our Year of the Twerk, Nicki Minaj just went "You want wiggling butts? I'll give you wiggling butts. I'll give you the most ridiculous amount of butts you could ever imagine, and no one else will ever talk about any other butts ever again. And then I'll laugh my way out of the song all…

8/12/14

everyone gather round Betty white. Do not let anything happen to her

8/2/14

It's driving my cat crazy, but I'm laughing my ass off.

7/29/14

Most of the world wants light skin and this has been around for ages until Chanel made tans for white people popular. Light skin is a status symbol that implies you don't labor outdoors like the poors. We're not all trying to be white FFS.

7/13/14

As always, when you want to punish a woman you... well, murder or rape her. And when you want to punish a man you... also murder or rape a woman.

7/12/14

Maybe when the headline says fucking PLAYBOY you should assume there will be naked women. This isn't rocket science. I mean come onnnnnnn.

But you should probably let your kid know there is better porn out there, because this is crap.

7/12/14