I bet Bruce puts a Bruce Jenner action figure in his little helicopter and whispers, "You're free. You're finally free." when he flies it around.

They were ... wait for it ... Jinkxed.

I have said this a couple of times before on Jez because no one in my real life understands — I love Mariah Carey's crazy! I love it!

For some reason, I find her delightful. She's kind of wacky, but in a fun way. Like, let's go to brunch and drink mimosas and you can tell me all of your stories.

She is absolutely ridiculous and yet, I will never not love her.

Her hair reminds me of Detox Icunt's wig.

my nighttime routine with one of my cats - picking her butt crispies. i dont even think about it. my life has been so taken over by them that i dont have any pride left.

Late to the game here but the only celeb I've ever hooked up with was Dave 1 from Chromeo, and yes, it was awesome. Then I converted to Judaism. Those two events are not actually related.

Wow shiberai. Such katana. So ronin. Wow.

I fear I will be trapped on this page forever, because my daughter (age 6) won't let me click away from this gif. So, you know, thanks.

True love has died tonight.

My favorite was the few seconds of "Maybe I'll just try to eat it here."

That mouse is most definitely named Douglas.

I feel like he gave himself a little pep talk there near the end when he jumped back up again before finally getting the cracker "Damnit Douglas, you can do this! You've stolen hundreds of crackers before, this one is no different. Now you go back down there and you get that cracker!"

Read it for the juicy bits.

Your point is a pile of shit.

"I'm going to use a gif to brush off the fact that I just got shut down."

Right, because being unable to resist the compulsion to post a picture of your face even when you're at a funeral screams "I'm humble and sensitive."