On the Dirt Bag announcing the Kimye engagement, someone bet $5 that Kanye would be designing the dress.
"Go around that business!"
Age has nothing to do with it!
I was expecting footage of monkeys stealing a car. I am disappoint.
Oddly enough, this is a picture of my crotch:
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They look very cozy to me. Then again, I love being in small, closed-in spaces like these.
I had to click because I thought you meant Jodie was dating Anne Heche.
I grew up under the impression that That Thing You Do was one of those movies everyone had seen, like so many of Tom Hanks' other movies. I am legitimately shocked every single time someone says they haven't seen it at least once, if not a million times. God, I love this movie.
I said this at Gawker and I will say it here. My husband is the ONLY reason I don't smoke anymore. It's good to have someone in your life that expects you to be good, and treat yourself well and take care of your body because they want you to live a long healthy life. Everyone should have a ball buster in their…
No, no, I feel for the landlord. Whether it's worth $100 or $100,000 shouldn't matter, you treat someone else's property with respect.
This makes me want a Roomba that I can sit on. I would attach a back rest, sing "Sailin" by Christopher Cross, eat Raisenettes, with a sippy cup of wine and it would be the best PMS ritual ever. And I'd be vacuuming.
In response to Jimmy Kimmel's announcement that "Worst Twerk Fail EVER - Girl Catches Fire" was staged, Sandor Clegane aka The Hound released the following statement,
Tom Cruise, Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Wahlberg are short men. I don't see what her height has to do with it.
Not everyone has the musical talent of a Skrillllex, a Miley, or a Limp Bisquick.
That was Samberg's joke. He got up there and not one of his jokes was actually insulting— they were all rather complimentary to each person he addressed. It was a welcome balm from the sheer douchebaggery of rascist, homophobic, sexist, and sizeist jokes from everyone else (except Aziz, that is).
I don't handle listening to people hate on each other very well. At first you're kind of like ooooh, that was, umm, kind of a sick burn, but after a couple I'm all curled up in a ball and saying "Leave that poor person alone. That's not nice to say about someone." I actually cried a little during the remake of the…